THIS IS WHAT COLLEGE FEELS LIKE
(Source: cheia)
i was over at a friend’s house and his little sister made us cookies and she was like “don’t eat them right away they’re hot” and without thinking i immediately responded “fire cannot kill a dragon”
omg
I’ve scrolled by this about four times now and I’ve known what’s coming for three times now.
And I still totally lost it every time.Oh my god, Tony’s fucking face got me.
(Source: onac911)
I JUST SPAT ALL OVER MY SCREEN OH MY GOD
NOOOOO ONEEEEE’S GHOST-STEEL LIKE GASTON
ISN’T REAL LIKE GASTON
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Actual deleted scene from The Name of the Doctor
So I was driving along with my best friend in the passenger seat next to me. Suddenly the car in front of me skidded on ice and I had to emergency brake. Before I knew it my hand was across my friend to stop her from flying forwards She looked at me and told me she couldn’t believe that my first thought would be to save her. I didn’t have the heart to tell her that, as a pizza delivery driver, I have developed a reflex action to stop the pizzas flying off the seat whenever I emergency brake.
(Source: laughingisbetter)
